Tuesday, February 28, 2012

RAQUEL THE REPUBLICAN COYOTE




AP NEWSWIRE






A LARGE PACK OF WILD COYOTES HAVE MADE THEMSELVES AT HOME IN CHARLOTTE
.


LARGELY IGNORED BY CITY WILDLIFE AND ANIMAL CONTROL AUTHORITIES, THE WILD PACK OF


FERAL DOGS PRETTY MUCH DO WHATEVER THEY WANT, INCLUDING SNACKING ON SMALL PETS IN


SUBURBAN CHARLOTTE.




ALPHA FEMALE COYOTE "RAQUEL", A KNOWN REPUBLICAN COYOTE HAS COMMUNICATED THAT SHE




WILL NOT STAND FOR BIG GOVERNMENT, AND CAN "SNIFF OUT A LIBERAL DEMOCRAT FOR


TEN MILES."





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